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January 13, 2005

Welcome bounty hunters!

If you wish to visit Colombia as a representative of a foreign non-profit or non-governmental organization (for instance, to speak at a conference), it’s not easy. You have to jump through a lot of hoops.

In addition to filling out a form and providing three passport pictures:

Then you have to wait three weeks for approval (or disapproval) of your visa.

But there’s a faster, easier way to go. When the official in the immigration line asks what you do for a living, don’t say “I work for an NGO.” Say that you’re a bounty hunter!

As Vice President Francisco Santos made clear yesterday, Colombia’s doors will swing wide open for anybody willing to hunt down guerrilla leaders, just like those who were paid to track down FARC member Rodrigo Granda in Venezuela last month. “Hopefully all the bounty hunters of the world will come here to capture these bandits. The money is here for them and the rewards are good and can be handed out anywhere in the world.”

So there you have it: International NGO equals distrust and red tape. International bounty hunter equals red-carpet treatment. The choice is yours!

Posted by isacson at January 13, 2005 03:07 PM

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A pretty rash remark with more rhetoric content than true reality though....still, it deserves to receive criticism.

Posted by: jcg at January 19, 2005 08:09 PM

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